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JOKES

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery:

Oops!
My goodness!
What do we do now?
So, what do we have here?
Has anyone seen my watch?
Yes it is sharp enough, don't worry.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
What do you mean he's not insured?
Damn! Page 24 of the manual is missing!
Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Of course I've performed this operation before, Nurse!

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